John Carter

  I don’t mean to pile on but Andrew Stanton will be fine.

Who approved this dud? The story was so seriously flawed that a 3D Christ could not have saved it. Based on the work of Edgar Rice Burroughs, this film proves conclusively that well do indeed run dry.  There was a reason why Tarzan has been adapted for cinema and television and this material was not. Actually $250 million reasons why.

A civil war veteran goes to Mars and finds 12′ aliens?


Why didn’t he just start the NBA then?

Just asking.


About liftingasweclimb

Mildred Lewis writes and directs for theater, television, film and the web. She's also a full time professor, Christian, activist and troublemaker with a passion to save as much of the world as she can.
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